UNWELLTHY Tee (Too tired to explain.)
For those surviving on vibes, eye rolls, and grocery store therapy sessions.
The UNWELLTHY Tee is your quiet mic drop. It’s giving “my joints hurt, I pay taxes, and I’m still here”—without saying a word. Whether you’re dodging headlines, folding laundry mid-breakdown, or just emotionally buffering in public, this tee keeps it cute while you crumble (softly).
Part of our Witty by Nature Collection, this shirt is made for the emotionally overdrawn, chronically resilient, and stylishly fed up. Also great for gift-giving, if you’re into radical acts of honesty.
Product Features
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Shoulder tape = no sad shoulder sag
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Seamless design = less waste, more flex
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Ribbed collar = keeps its shape, unlike your coping mechanisms
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Soft, smooth cotton = perfect for layering your rage
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Classic fit = comfy enough to protest or nap in
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold (like your optimism)
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Tumble dry low (like your expectations)
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No bleach unless absolutely necessary (same)
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Do not iron or dry clean (you don’t need that stress)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Simply Edyn & Co., admin@simplyedynandco.com, P.O. Box 341629, Lakeway, TX, 78734, US
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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