The Waddle Tee in Vintage White - Free Trade Edition
Respect the Waddle Tee
Witty by Nature Collection
Because sometimes, the best way to respond to the chaos… is to waddle through it in style. 🐧
Available in two iconic editions:
🐧 Penguins for Free Trade and 🐧 Penguins for Smarter Trade.
Meet The Waddle Tee—a ridiculously soft, classic unisex jersey in vintage white that fits like your all-time favorite. Featuring our now-iconic, shades-wearing penguin and the cheeky rally cry "Respect the Waddle", this tee is satire-level chill with street-level comfort.
Whether you're into economics, animal puns, or just here for the flippers—this tee delivers.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and breathable feel.
- Features side seams for added structure and durability.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape while providing stretch and comfort.
- Innovative printing techniques ensure vibrant, detailed designs.
- Ethically manufactured using sustainable practices in the USA.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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