“THE PAR-NIHILATOR!” Tee – Antihero of the Fairway Edition
For the golfer who’s here to dominate, not negotiate.
Introducing THE PAR-NIHILATOR!—an explosively fun addition to your casual lineup. Whether you're smashing records or smashing your 5th mulligan, this tee brings comic-book flair to every tee-off. Designed for comfort and performance, the soft 100% Airlume cotton construction makes it a go-to for tournament weekends, back nine chaos, or just sipping cold ones after a rough round.
Gift it to the golf lover who plays like it’s personal. Dad or not—this one’s for the swing villains.
Product Features:
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Made from premium 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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Ribbed knit collar holds its shape through every wear
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Side-seamed for structure, comfort, and a clean silhouette
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High-def printing brings every explosive detail to life
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Manufactured sustainably and ethically
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
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Tumble dry low
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Iron or steam on medium heat
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Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Simply Edyn & Co., admin@simplyedynandco.com, P.O. Box 341629, Lakeway, TX, 78734, US
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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