Respect the Waddle. Organic Tee – Granite Edition

Because some days call for marching. Other days? You waddle.

Part of the Witty by Nature collection, this clean-cut organic tee keeps it smart, subtle, and just a touch cheeky. Featuring a minimalist penguin silhouette and the understated rally cry, “Respect the Waddle,” this shirt does exactly what you need it to—makes a statement without raising its voice.

Soft enough for lounging, polished enough for errands or casual hangs, and cool enough to wear while scrolling the news wondering how we all got here.

This is fashion for the quietly unbothered, the comedically composed, and the radically resilient.

Product Features

• 100% Organic Combed Cotton – for that impossibly soft, breathable feel

• Side seams – keeps its shape so you don’t have to think about it

• Ribbed knit collar – stretches, recovers, holds

• Self-fabric binding – smooth, sleek, and clean on every edge

• Medium weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) – seasonless and effortlessly styled

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron design

• No dry-cleaning necessary (unless you're extra)