Don’t Flirt With Me—I’ve Got a Draft Folder for That tee

Some folks process feelings. We publish them. This ultra-soft, garment-dyed tee was made for the romantic-disaster, journal-hoarding, plot-recycling writer in your life (or in your mirror). Whether you're nursing a cappuccino and a grudge or plotting your next poetic betrayal, this shirt lets everyone know: if it’s memorable, it’s material.

Part of our Witty by Nature Collection, this unisex tee pairs dangerously well with a good pen, a sharp tongue, and a little main character energy. Gift it to your favorite creative or wear it on your next “just friends” coffee date—either way, someone’s getting turned into a paragraph.

📦 Product Features:

• Sizes S to 4XL for every muse and menace.

• Garment-dyed for that lived-in softness.

• Classic crew neckline + relaxed fit = effortless drama.

• Seamless sides for a cleaner silhouette (unlike your last situationship).

• 100% ethically sourced U.S. cotton—because integrity matters.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, max 30C (or 90F). Preferably while overthinking a text.

• Tumble dry low—your secrets are safe in the heat.

• Iron low if needed, but embrace the wrinkles. They tell a story.

• Do not bleach. Even if the tea gets spilled.

• Do not dry clean. We like to keep things raw.

EU representative: Simply Edyn & Co., admin@simplyedynandco.com, P.O. Box 341629, Lakeway, TX, 78734, US

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean