what would kafka do? tee
Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt | Witty by Nature Collection
For the overthinkers, the bureaucracy survivors, and the spiritually insect-adjacent.
This tee asks the only question that matters when your to-do list feels like a moral crisis and you’ve already emotionally transformed overnight:
what would kafka do?
(Answer: spiral quietly. And write about it.)
Minimalist by design. Existential by default. The added cockroach detail is optional to notice, but inevitable—just like the absurdity of existence.
Product Features:
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Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for the kind of softness that makes dread feel cozy.
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Seamless construction = less waste, more spiral.
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Ribbed collar stays strong, even when you don’t.
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Ethically sourced cotton because existentialism shouldn’t come at the cost of your conscience.
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Featured here in “Natural” with those charming speckles that scream well-read, mildly unwell.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold with like-minded garments (and similar colors).
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Do not bleach (or spiritually unravel).
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Tumble dry low unless you enjoy a little shrinkage and chaos.
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Iron low if you’re into effort.
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Do not dry clean. Kafka wouldn’t.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Simply Edyn & Co., admin@simplyedynandco.com, P.O. Box 341629, Lakeway, TX, 78734, US
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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