what would kafka do? mug

20oz Jumbo Mug | Witty by Nature Collection

For mornings when you wake up feeling like a metaphor.

Let’s face it—some mornings you wake up refreshed.

Other mornings you wake up…as a giant insect no one wants to talk about.

This oversized 20oz mug doesn’t promise answers, but it does ask the only question that matters when your coffee's lukewarm, your to-do list is accusatory, and your inner monologue sounds like a bureaucratic nightmare:

what would kafka do?

(Hint: probably spiral, then write a novella about it.)

Designed for the existentially caffeinated and the emotionally unavailable, this jumbo mug is perfect for sipping, contemplating, or simply dissociating with flair.

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Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap