Don’t Flirt With Me—I’ve Got a Draft Folder for That tee
Some folks process feelings. We publish them. This ultra-soft, garment-dyed tee was made for the romantic-disaster, journal-hoarding, plot-recycling writer in your life (or in your mirror). Whether you're nursing a cappuccino and a grudge or plotting your next poetic betrayal, this shirt lets everyone know: if it’s memorable, it’s material.
Part of our Witty by Nature Collection, this unisex tee pairs dangerously well with a good pen, a sharp tongue, and a little main character energy. Gift it to your favorite creative or wear it on your next “just friends” coffee date—either way, someone’s getting turned into a paragraph.
📦 Product Features:
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Sizes S to 4XL for every muse and menace.
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Garment-dyed for that lived-in softness.
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Classic crew neckline + relaxed fit = effortless drama.
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Seamless sides for a cleaner silhouette (unlike your last situationship).
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100% ethically sourced U.S. cotton—because integrity matters.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, max 30C (or 90F). Preferably while overthinking a text.
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Tumble dry low—your secrets are safe in the heat.
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Iron low if needed, but embrace the wrinkles. They tell a story.
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Do not bleach. Even if the tea gets spilled.
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Do not dry clean. We like to keep things raw.
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Simply Edyn & Co., admin@simplyedynandco.com, P.O. Box 341629, Lakeway, TX, 78734, US
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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