i had plans. crewneck
my body had notes.
You had plans. Real ones.
Your body came in like a group chat with edits.
This crewneck gets it without asking follow-up questions. Clean embroidery. No drama. Just a line that lands somewhere between funny and “yeah…that’s exactly it.”
Midweight, soft, and built to be worn on the days that didn’t go how you mapped them out. Coffee run. Cancelled dinner. Couch with intention. It doesn’t fix anything. It just tells the truth.
Details
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend, 8.0 oz — warm, holds shape, not stiff
- Embroidered center chest text (small, intentional placement)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner fit
- Ribbed collar + double-needle stitching for durability
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- Tear-away neck label for comfort
Care
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach if needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Simply Edyn & Co., admin@simplyedynandco.com, P.O. Box 341629, Lakeway, TX, 78734, US
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean
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