calm is doing a lot right now. crewneck
holding it together. publicly. barely.
This is composure…under pressure.
A clean, midweight crewneck with a small, almost polite front message — and a wrist detail that tells the truth when your hands are down and life is being… life.
It reads calm. It feels calm.
It is not calm.
Wear it when you’re functioning at a high level with absolutely no internal cooperation. Coffee runs, group chats, unexpected conversations. You’ll be fine. Probably.
Details
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Midweight feel: soft, structured, not bulky
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar that holds shape
- Double-needle stitching for durability
- Embroidery: chest + wrist detail
- Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX dyes
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Non-chlorine bleach if needed
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Simply Edyn & Co., admin@simplyedynandco.com, P.O. Box 341629, Lakeway, TX, 78734, US
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean
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