Tiny Budget. Huge Delusions. Sage Tee
A soft little tee for anyone whose cart says “no” but whose imagination says “add one more.”
This lightweight sage crewneck features a vintage-inspired bunny carrying shopping bags, wildflowers, mushrooms, and one very suspicious receipt. It’s whimsical without being precious, funny without yelling, and easy to wear with shorts, denim, linen pants, or your best “I’m just browsing” face.
Perfect for farmers’ market strolls, bookstore detours, coffee runs, thrift trips, and anyone currently operating on a tiny budget with couture-level inner delusion.
Product Features
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight feel: 153 g/m²
- Soft crewneck fit for everyday wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention
- Pearlized tear-away label
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- Made with ethically grown cotton
- DTG printed body artwork
- Optional DTF sleeve or inner neck detailing
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, max 30°C / 90°F, with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Simply Edyn & Co., admin@simplyedynandco.com, PO Box 341629, Lakeway, TX, 78734, US
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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