Functioning, Maybe. Crewneck
medically complex. emotionally layered. still dressed.
This is what “doing your best” looks like.
A robe. A hot drink. An ice pack on one leg, a heat wrap on the other, and absolutely no clear explanation for why your body chose chaos today.
And yet…you’re here.
Wearing a crewneck. Holding it together with snacks and vibes.
The bear gets it.
She’s moisturized, mildly overwhelmed, missing a slipper, and currently running a full-body group chat where everything hurts and no one is replying.
This isn’t a “rise and grind” situation.
This is a “sip, sit, and survive respectfully” situation.
Perfect for:
- flare days
- brain fog days
- “I’ll just do one thing” (does zero things)
- canceling plans you never wanted to go to
- explaining your symptoms for the 47th time
It’s soft, it’s roomy, and it doesn’t expect you to be anything other than…present-ish.
You may not be 100%.
But you are dressed. And honestly? That’s huge.
Product Features
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester — soft enough to emotionally depend on
- Midweight 8.4 oz fabric (holds structure better than your schedule)
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, no-pressure fit
- Ribbed cuffs + hem with stretch (we believe in flexibility…in theory)
- Tubular knit (no side seams, no extra irritation)
- Tear-away label because we’ve all been through enough
- REACH certified; made in Bangladesh
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Reheat yourself as needed (not included, unfortunately)
- Do not dry clean (we’re not that ambitious)
Available Colors
- White
- Sand
- Sport Grey
- Paragon
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
EU representative: Simply Edyn & Co., admin@simplyedynandco.com, PO Box 341629, Lakeway, TX, 78734, US
Product information: Gildan SF000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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