{"product_id":"who-approved-this-distressed-dad-hat","title":"“who approved this?” distressed dad hat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003efor when life clearly skipped quality control\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"366\"\u003eSomewhere, a decision was made.\u003cbr data-start=\"329\" data-end=\"332\"\u003eThis hat is your formal complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"368\" data-end=\"519\"\u003e“who approved this?” sits front and center — not loud, not dramatic, just… accurate. 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Box 341629, Lakeway, TX, 78734, US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: OTTO Cap 104-1018, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. 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