{"product_id":"me-sarcastic-never-tee","title":"Me? Sarcastic? Never Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"264\"\u003eA black cotton tee with bold white distressed lettering that says exactly what you were probably already thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"266\" data-end=\"504\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"266\" data-end=\"291\"\u003eME? SARCASTIC? NEVER.\u003c\/strong\u003e is dry, funny, and beautifully unserious without needing a whole monologue. 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