{"product_id":"functioning-maybe-mug-20-oz","title":"Functioning, Maybe. Mug | 20 oz","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"349\"\u003eThis is for the days you’re technically alive…\u003cbr data-start=\"311\" data-end=\"314\"\u003eand that’s already a full-time job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"351\" data-end=\"409\"\u003eYou made the drink. 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